I did one lap of this crappy course and then dumped the bike on the trailer, had a cup a coffee and a ham roll, and then went back to the 'gulley' to watch.

This was the best bit of the day. At one point there was 8 people on the floor or trying to move up the gulley between the slippy rocks.

A round of applause goes to the big man with the open face helmet on the KDX who fell off 3 times in 50 yards and then lobbed a rock at his bike whilst shouting abuse. Funny stuff.

I think I fell off or stalled the bike 8 times on that first lap and after it boiled over and dumped a load of water I had a sit down.

It took just under 500ml of collant to refill the bike when I got home so I'm very glad I didn't persist with this monster of a trials course.